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Cheating With Wireless Anal Beads
Sometimes you don’t know whether to poop or go blind. Hans Niemann is kicked out of the STL chess club because he supposedly wore “wireless anal beads” to cheat. Really? I hope somebody in the STL leadership has a house, because it’s Niemann’s now. Of course, he will sue them. The accusation is so humiliating…
Read MoreSex Toys and Celebrities
Celebrities endorse sex toys. Why is this even a story? Would “Celebrities endorse toothpaste” be as newsworthy? This story would be remotely interesting only if there were a big portion of the population against sex toys. But outside of Sunday school, who’s opposed to sex toys? There are basically two kinds of sex toys:…
Read MoreBlasting “Toy” Language in Vibrators
There’s a feeling of portentous solemnity that hangs over this Yahoo Life piece like a shroud. “Antiquated gender-specific and belittling,” referring to vibrators as “toys.” Really? Of course, the Facebook posture is even worse. They won’t promote “sexual pleasure,” as though that were comparable to ageism or sizeism. C’mon, people. Sex is about fun. …
Read MoreThe Sex Toy Industry Is Better Than Michael Morrison
I don’t want to criticize Atlanta and its suburbs, which have given Michael Morrison such a hard time, as prudish or retrograde. We recall that, in the recent US presidential elections, Atlanta has emerged as a bastion of liberalism, and Joe Biden carried Georgia! So, in Georgia, they must be doing something right. It’s…
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